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   School jokes

Teacher: Why are you late for school? 
Johnny: Because of the Sign. 
Teacher: What Sign? 
Johnny: The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

Teacher: If you eat fish? 
Student: It's good for my eyes. 
Teacher: If you don't eat fish? 
Student: It's good for the fish!

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

Teacher: What is an island ? Student: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher:On one side ? Student: Yes, on top !   Teacher:Give me three reasons why the world is round Student: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! Teacher:What's your name ? Student: Ravi Teacher: You should say "Sir" Student: OK, Sir Ravi !   Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Student: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !   Teacher: What is the plural of mouse ? Student: Mice Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Student: Twins ! Your comment please!

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